|Having been off twitter for a while, I felt like penning this today...My Ode to Twitter!|
MY ODE TO TWITTER
I love nothing so much in the whole world, it's true,
So Twitter I’ve written this ditty for you,
knobs galore between Keyes and Cavill ,oh my!
Enough to give anyone a twitterphoria high;
And yes, I’ll admit, there have been some attwactions
But I behaved with decorum & censored my actions;
Though will confess to a tweesome, a couple of times and ok,
I’ve dwunk dweeted, but I blame the wine;
Here a word in all seriousness, on which I insist,
Don't call me a tweeple! I'm a people! so desist!
Ah, but the twiends, I dream someday I’ll meet,
You are close to my heart and the reason I tweet
So, kisses & hugs #insert emoticon here,
Off to get lost in the twittersphere!
Ps. Dear Henry Cavill,
Please accept my apology for once again remarking upon your, em ‘bits’. I try, to be good but it’s not easy when I see those big blue eyes and those biceps and well, those tights, which enhance certain aspects of your physique, in a most distracting manner…oh dear, I digress….as I was saying, please accept my abject apology and I promise never, to mention your biceps or any of your other, um, ‘bulges’ ever again and will henceforth, behave myself……as best I can….I love you Henry, Sophie X
Pps. Dear Marian Keyes,
‘Rachel’s Holiday’ was the very first ‘womens, intelligent, funny, fiction!’ I ever read and eversince I have been completely hooked on ‘wiff’! so I love you too X (though, not in the same way I love Henry Cavill), Marian Keyes fan X
Happy week all! Sophie X
Ppps. Dear, ‘all of my twiends’, I really did miss you X
Oh, and had fun browsing these!